I just learned that tanks are legal to buy.

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 03/03/2014 at 21:36 • Filed to: None

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BRB gonna go daily a motherfucking sherman.

daender > Your boy, BJR 03/03/2014 at 21:39

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Oh shit, it's Girls Und Panzer time!

Your boy, BJR > daender 03/03/2014 at 21:40

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Pretty much what I'd do. That and crush the neighbor's Sonic. Fuck that guy.

spanfucker retire bitch > daender 03/03/2014 at 21:41

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Achtung, Panzer!

Greasemonkey > Your boy, BJR 03/03/2014 at 21:42

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I know someone who has one. He painted a honeybadger on it. The downside to owning it is that he kinda has to load it on a trailer if he wants to take it anywhere because it ruins the road surface.

Tom McParland > Your boy, BJR 03/03/2014 at 21:42

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Man I wanted one of these so bad when I lived in Ocean City....fuckers would just randomly stop in the middle of the street in a 40mph zone!

jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR 03/03/2014 at 21:42

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My M1 Abrams is perfect for the daily commute!

Casper > Greasemonkey 03/03/2014 at 21:46

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You can get rubber tracks for some of them to make them allowed on road ways.

Casper > Your boy, BJR 03/03/2014 at 21:46

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I've never met the guy, but Sonic is enough for me. Go fourth and crush.

Racing Archivist > Your boy, BJR 03/03/2014 at 21:50

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 > Greasemonkey 03/03/2014 at 21:51

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I have no problem staying off roads.

Greasemonkey > Greasemonkey 03/03/2014 at 21:53

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He has some other military vehicles too.

Your boy, BJR > Greasemonkey 03/03/2014 at 22:00

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Fuck that! It's a tank! You can do literally whatever you want. The laws of mere humans no longer concern you!

Greasemonkey > Casper 03/03/2014 at 22:00

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I think he has rubber ones but doesnt want to risk an accident and getting sued... I don't know if insurance would cover it lol

Your boy, BJR > Tom McParland 03/03/2014 at 22:00

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NJ or Maryland?

Bad Idea Hat > Your boy, BJR 03/03/2014 at 22:01

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Already done motherfucker

Casper > Greasemonkey 03/03/2014 at 22:03

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Yeah, and you aren't going to pretend it wasn't you when you run over half Ford Focus by accident backing out of a parking spot.

Your boy, BJR > Racing Archivist 03/03/2014 at 22:04

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I may or may not need this in my life now.

I also may or may not be a closeted supervillan.

Tom McParland > Your boy, BJR 03/03/2014 at 22:05

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NJ

Your boy, BJR > Bad Idea Hat 03/03/2014 at 22:06

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I'll just have to go bigger.

Your boy, BJR > Tom McParland 03/03/2014 at 22:06

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Oof. Yikes. LOL

Bad Idea Hat > Your boy, BJR 03/03/2014 at 22:07

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Shoot for the sky. If you miss, the round's on a ballistic trajectory and it's going to fuck someone else's day up as well.

Greasemonkey > Your boy, BJR 03/03/2014 at 22:14

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If yall wanna see more stuff like this (tanks, jeeps, halftracks, etc.) I would suggest looking up and going to a WWII reenacting event like this: ww2rockfordevent.com There is also a big one in Reading PA and others around the US and some in europe. And if you are looking to buy, a minty WWII ford or willys Jeep will run around 12K USD.

Your boy, BJR > Greasemonkey 03/03/2014 at 22:15

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I want a Willys so bad. My uncle has a '43 MB that saw action in france, and now it's lifted on big fuck off tires and is powered by a buick turbo 6.

Your boy, BJR > Greasemonkey 03/03/2014 at 22:16

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HRRRRRNNNNNNNG

JustWaitingForAMate > Your boy, BJR 03/03/2014 at 22:21

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You can buy a T-72 for around $50,000. Not sure what shipping is to get it from Europe though.

f86sabre > Your boy, BJR 03/03/2014 at 22:46

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daender > JustWaitingForAMate 03/03/2014 at 22:50

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However much it costs the US government to fly a C-17 from one side of the pond to the other.

desertdog5051 > Your boy, BJR 03/04/2014 at 00:37

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As a DD, you can't beat tanks.

AntMic > Your boy, BJR 03/04/2014 at 01:41

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Did I mention the tank is a tank

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Greasemonkey 03/04/2014 at 09:40

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But.but.but. Honey badger don't care.

This GIF is awesome and semi related.

Kugelblitz > daender 03/04/2014 at 14:53

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Actually shipping one in a CONEX one way is only a few grand. I think the T72 may be too wide for one though.

user314 > AntMic 03/04/2014 at 15:07

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But the Mystery Box could be anything! It could even be a tank! You know how much we've wanted one of those.

daender > Kugelblitz 03/04/2014 at 15:11

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Maybe disassemble the tracks and turret into separate containers and ship the whole thing over in 3 big boxes?

Kugelblitz > daender 03/04/2014 at 20:10

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The hull is the width of the tracks. A group of folks I know have been shipping armored cars and tanks (ww2) around. It might be ok width wise. A cones can hold a lot if you stack it right.

FWIW if you put an Abrams into a c17 you have basically stressed the airframe pretty hard. So you can do it. Once.